Tom Brady Caught With Wooden Peg Leg

NEW YORK - Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was photographed Monday with what appears to be a wooden peg leg.

The Boston Herald's website displayed the photos. In addition, a video of Brady hopping awkwardly with a wooden peg leg from an SUV to his supermodel girlfriend's apartment in New York is available on TMZ.com. Don't ask us for any pictures because our news organization doesn't own a single camera. We just steal pictures.

It has also been reported that a parrot was spotted atop of Brady's right shoulder.

The Patriots, currently chasing a perfect season, will look extremely foolish if they fail to beat the Giants in this year's Super Bowl.

"Yeehar, everyone gets bumps and bruises. I'll be at the Super Bowl regardless," Brady said Monday during his weekly radio appearance on WEEI.

"I might have one leg amputated, but I'd have to be on a stretcher to miss this one. In games like this you get roughed up a little. It's nothing serious."

Last game, Brady threw three interceptions against the Chargers in one of his worst (albeit rare) performances this year. It is suspected that this poor showing could be blamed on Brady's new metal hook that replaced his left hand (it was chewed off by a rabid squirrel earlier this month).

Sunday Night Boredom

Hey Linesman readers! You're reading another Linesman exclusive.

So because there wasn't anything significant on TV before the highly anticipated Whose Line Is It Anyway rerun last Sunday, Nov. 4, there was virtually nothing to do between 4:15pm and 7pm (Eastern Time).

We asked our readers to write in and tell us what you did to kill the time while waiting for the fabulous rerun. Here's what some of you shared:

"I watched all the deleted scenes from Bicentennial Man. It was sweet. Robin Williams is hiliarious," - Parker Stu, Ohio.

"I finally decided to do something about my nagging yeast infection," Jill Foglio, Ontario.

"Found a hidden bathroom in my house and took a shit in it," Ramsan O'Harriet, British Columbia.

"Fell asleep and lost my pet turtle. Still can't find it," Tim Goslin, Colorado.

"Watched a pirated video of Gwyneth Paltrow giving birth. Sweeeet," Saeid Tuchkew, Manchester.

"Consummated six different marriages," Osama Bin Laden, Tora Bora.

"Drove around downtown in a mustang while shooting paint balls at tranny hookers," Bruce Willis, New Jersey.

"Practiced my impersonation of Al Michaels," Lara Ulcer, West Virginia.

"Popped some viagra and went to the zoo," Charlie Sims, San Diego.

Thanks to everyone who wrote in! We hope you enjoyed seeing Drew Carrey's ugly face.