Joe Torre will be shot to death. Tomorrow.
He has failed his obligation, as Yankees manager, to bring another World Series win to the city of New York. And nobody likes him any more.
"Because we have so much money, we're also covering the cost of the funeral. His family doesn't have to worry about that," said Yankees president George Steinbrenner.
"Yankees nation will not sleep until his blood stains New York soil."
Torre was mostly speechless at his last press conference.
"I have no regrets. Just get it over with," Torre said.