It appears as though the Michael Vick plot has thickened.
Next to an assortment of dog dildos and semen filled dog dishes, police found the remains of what seems to be an "illegal dog boxing/fighting club." Vick's cellar contained several rotting dog carcasses, a boxing ring, and wripped-up punching bags.
When questioned about this evidence, Vick did not reveal much: "The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club," said Vick, in a cryptic voice.
When police questioned Vick further, he responded: "The second rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club."
As police try in vain to get information out of Vick, several other dog-fighting clubs have sprung up all across the United States.