Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Leafs Coach Maurice Plans To Use "Empty Net" Strategy

In light of the execution rumours currently swirling around Toronto, Leafs coach Paul Maurice has been busily creating new strategic plans for his team.

"Since our two goalies are as useless as an asshole on your elbow, I think we're just going to play without them," said Maurice at a press conference yesterday.

"If they're going to allow 7 goals per game, then we might as well pull the goalie the whole time and use the man-advantage instead," he finished.

Andrew Raycroft and Vesa Toskala were both unavailable for comment.

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