Thursday, September 20, 2007

Tank Johnson Ready to Mess With Texas

Terry “Tank” Johnson, an NFL player who finds it impossible to NOT violate his probation terms, is moving to the Dallas Cowboys.

“We’re not afraid to sign a big black man who potentially might fuck up another nigga,” said Dalllas coach Wade Phillips.

Johnson thinks otherwise.

“Texas, here I come! Bitches!” said an ecstatic Johnson. “I’m happy to leave Illinois. They keep on arresting me there. I don’t get it.”

Reportedly, many night clubs in the Dallas area have invested in tighter security measures in preparation for Johnson’s arrival.

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