Terry “Tank” Johnson, an NFL player who finds it impossible to NOT violate his probation terms, is moving to the Dallas Cowboys.
“We’re not afraid to sign a big black man who potentially might fuck up another nigga,” said Dalllas coach Wade Phillips.
Johnson thinks otherwise.
“Texas, here I come! Bitches!” said an ecstatic Johnson. “I’m happy to leave Illinois. They keep on arresting me there. I don’t get it.”
Reportedly, many night clubs in the Dallas area have invested in tighter security measures in preparation for Johnson’s arrival.
“We’re not afraid to sign a big black man who potentially might fuck up another nigga,” said Dalllas coach Wade Phillips.
Johnson thinks otherwise.
“Texas, here I come! Bitches!” said an ecstatic Johnson. “I’m happy to leave Illinois. They keep on arresting me there. I don’t get it.”
Reportedly, many night clubs in the Dallas area have invested in tighter security measures in preparation for Johnson’s arrival.
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