Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Yao Ming Marries Chinese Basketball Player In Arranged Marriage

The Chinese Government is preparing for the 2008 Bejing Olypmics in several different ways.

One strategy, is to get the best athletes to have sex with each other and produce all-star children. Yao Ming is the latest participant of this Chinese social program.

"I happy am that I can make basketball children for China," said Yao Ming, through a censored microphone.

His wife, Ye Li, is a 6-foot-2 Chinese professional basketball player.

"My vagina ready. I make many children for glory people's republic of China," said Li, through a censored microphone.

Reportedly, the couple has been forced to consummate their marriage immediately after taking their vows and report any signs of conception as soon as possible.

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