If you read this blog, I hope you realize that everything is complete bull shit. This entry is actually serious though. So pay attention!
On July 30th, I was emailed by someone called Chris Abraham. Apparently he's a talent scout for the Blogger's Choice Awards. In his letter, he asked me for permission to nominate this blog for an award.
I was pretty excited by this, but the guy hasn't replied to any of my emails. I've sent three messages back to him, including one from the new Yahoo! address. Maybe it was a joke all along?
Anyways, Chris Abraham's email is firstname.lastname@example.org. If you're a friendly person, do me a favour and let Chris know that I accept his nomination! I can't reach him for some reason. He also has two websites: http://chrisabraham.com/ and http://cabraham.com/
-Liz Oak, editor-in-chief
UPDATE: Wahoo! Chris Abraham has managed to contact our editors (via our comment board).
ANOTHER UPDATE (01.06.08): Not much else happened. Chris posted a comment and that was the last we ever heard of him. The Linesman remains an obscure cyber-thing that is frequented by absolutely no one.