Friday, August 24, 2007

Crosby Leads Metrosexual Revolution

Hockey players and other jocks no longer have to feel the pressure to look rugged and tough.

"It's okay to care about your looks," said a media-friendly Crosby. "Now that I'm a fashion designer, jocks can relax. If I say you can look metro, then it's okay."

Sidney gave his whole speech, entitled "Don't Dress Like A Mess," with an authentic halo over his head. At the end of his talk, he levitated over the crowd and exited the building through the roof.

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