Friday, July 6, 2007

Jays GM Ricciardi Claims He Can Pitch Better Than Burnett

JP Ricciardi's nose isn't the only big thing he has. No, I'm not alluding to his penis. Instead, he's been flaunting the size of his ego (Although it would be funny if JP cocksmacked Jamie Campbell on Rogers Sportsnet).

"I don't know why I signed AJ Burnett. He's always injured. Hell, I can pitch ten times better than him and stay off the frickin' DL," said a frustrated Ricciardi. "Why am I the GM, anyways? The whole team sucks. They're never above .500. GOD! I should be in the rotation."

Our interview with JP was cut short because his Italian temper was beginning to scare us.

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