Drugs, drugs, drugs. Those three words dominate the headlines covering this year's Tour de France. Kazakh cyclist superstar Alexandre Vinokourov (who was also a favourite to win the race... not any more, hah!) has recently tested positive for accepting an illegal blood transfusion.
"I have not sexy time," said Vinokourov. That is all he could manage to say. The rest was undecipherable.
This comes as a giant blow to the nation of Kazakhstan. The country was hoping to make a better impression upon the international community.
"When Vinokourov return to Kazakhstan, we execute," said the president of the former Soviet state.