Sunday, June 10, 2007

Peyton Manning Upset Over "Hot Lunch" Incident

As Nelly Furtado says, "all good things come to an end." This is especially true for Peyton Manning, the star quarterback of the Indianapolis Colts. He's been partying ever since he won the Super Bowl XLI, but his party officially ends today.

A video of Manning and another team mate participating in the sexual act of "hot lunch" appeared on YouTube yesterday (The preceding link provides a definition of this sexual act).

"It's not me. It's a person that looks like me, I don't swing that way," said Manning, defending himself.

Video identification experts have asserted that the Colts quaterback is full of shit (literally). The man in the video IS Peyton Manning.

Dignity is a precious thing.

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