Sunday, June 10, 2007

Kaberle: Still Unavailable For Comment Due to Coma

Earlier this NHL season, Tomas Kaberle entered a coma due to a friendly and gentle hit delivered by Cam "Goon" Janssen. Kaberle has been in a coma ever since.

The Linesman, forever trying to defend fighting as a necessary part of NHL hockey, approached Kaberle last February. He was unavailable for comment due to his coma.

When our reporter-bloggers visited Kaberle again last week, he was STILL in a coma. WTF? We wanna know his opinion about fighting!

"Kaberle has always supported fighting in the NHL and I'm sure that's what he's thinking right now. If he was conscious," said Leaf coach Paul Maurice.

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