Hockey know-it-all Don Cherry has once again defended the presence of fighting in the NHL.
"Fighting keeps the boys from turning gay. Hockey boys need to fight, they want to fight. They're nuts about it. Once you take fighting out, it's not the NHL any more. It's the GHL, or in other words, the 'Gay Hockey League,' " said Cherry.
The Linesman begged Cherry to elaborate. When asked, "which NHL player is most likely to turn gay if fighting is banned," the crazy old man replied: "Travis Moen. Take away his right to fight, he'll be an instant faggot."