Aaron: Your Mother Is A Good Lay, Mr. Bonds

Staying true to his word, Hank Aaron was no where near the stadium in which Bonds set the all-time home run record. He was busy fucking Barry Bonds' mother.

"Have fun with your new half-brother," said a cranky Aaron.

It is unknown whether there was consent between Mother Bonds and Hank Aaron. Nonetheless, it sounds like a kinky, lovely time.